When you hired me as your secretary three years ago you promised I could have a raise in a few months, but you're a greedy liar who has never followed through. You think you can get away with treating your employees like that because you're the boss, but today you will learn differently. Today is the day I reveal to you why I have been leaving work early and eating chicken and veggies at my desk - I've become a bodybuilder! I strip to my bra and thong and flex my muscles, demanding that you take off your shirt and compare. I laugh at your puny body, your muscles atrophied from years of a sedentary lifestyle. It would be a shame if I were to use my huge new muscles to dominate and destroy you in front of the entire company. I don't want you to suffer such public humiliation, so I make you an offer you can't refuse: you may continue to work as my "boss" and I'll be your "secretary" on paper, but we'll switch salaries! You have no choice to obey or you'll be publicly humiliated by your secretary.

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